A blonde got caught in a blizzard.
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work.
She went to her car and wondered how she would make it home.
She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation.
She finally remembered her dad’s advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.
That way she would not get stuck in the snow drift.
This made her feel much better and sure enough, a snow plow went by in a little while, and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.
After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window.
The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her dad’s advice t follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was okay with him and she could continue following if she wanted but he was done with the Walmart parking lot and was going over to the Walmart next.
A blonde was driving down a highway
A blonde was driving on a freeway and suddenly a police officer by the side of the road turned on his flashing red lights.
The blonde saw the red lights pulled over to the roadside and waited for the cop.
When the cop gets there he says to the blonde, “Lady you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30-mile hour zone.”
The blonde says, “No I wasn’t. The sign back there said 43.”
To this, the cop snaps back, “Lady, look… that was a highway number sign, this is highway 43 and you’re doing 43 miles an hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone.”
The blonde repeats her story once again, claiming that she hasn’t driven too fast.
The cop scratches his head and heads back to his car to ask his bald partner what to do.
After telling his bald partner the story, his partner says, “Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we’ll never catch her.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
