Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said,
“Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied,
“Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took *ff all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said,
“Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”
A fellow tries to cross the Mexican border on a bicycle with two big bags balanced on his shoulders.
The guard asks, “What’s in the bags?”
The fellow says, “Sand.”
The guard wants to examine them. The fellow gets off the bike, places the bags on the ground, opens them up, and the guard inspects… only to find sand. The fellow packs the sand, places the bags on his shoulders, and pedals the bike across the border.
Two weeks later, the same situation is repeated.
“What have you there?”
“Sand.”
“We want to examine.”
Same results… nothing but sand and the fellow is on his way again.
Every two weeks for six months, the inspections continue. Finally, one week the fellow doesn’t show up. The guard sees him downtown and says to the fellow, “Buddy, you had us crazy! We sort of knew you were s.m.u.g.g.l.ing something. I won’t say anything – what were you sm*ggling?”
The fellow says, “Bicycles.”
Teacher: Students draw a picture of bacteria.
Student: Here it is Mam!
Teacher: Where? It Is Blank.
Student: You told that bacteria cannot be seen with na.ked eye!
