An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my garden; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well cared for.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; and then he followed me into my house, strolled down the hall, curled up in the corner, and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door and I let him out.
The next day he came back, greeted me in my garden, entered and resumed his place in the hallway, and slept again for about an hour. It took several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar:
”I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:
”He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3, he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”
This is awesome. We can all relate to this sweet dog.
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop.
A dog walks into a butcher shop.
The butcher asks, “What do you want?”
The dog points to the steak in a glass case.
“How many pounds?” The dog barks twice.
“Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times.
So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops and places the bag in the dog’s mouth.
He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck and sees him out.
A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in.
As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!”
“Remarkable?” snorts the owner.
“This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
