A Blond goes to work in tears.
A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”
She says, “My mom d…i…ed.”
He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.”
Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?”
She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom d..i…ed, too!”
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A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news.
A man threatened to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $ 50 that he wouldn’t jump and the redhead replied: I’m taking that bet!
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, I can’t take this, you’re my friend.
I have to admit I saw this on the 5 o’clock newspaper so I can’t take your money. The blonde replied: Well, me too, but I never thought he would jump again! ”
