A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space.
The redhead said, “I would adopt a Martian.”
The brunette said, “I would give Pluto some steroids.”
The Blonde said, “I would go to the sun.”
The redhead replied, “But you would burn up and die.”
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..
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The blonde responded, “Not if I went at night.”
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
Five minutes later:
“Da-ad…”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later:
“Da-aaaad…”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY… Can I have a drink of water?”
“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!”
Five minutes later:
“Daaad…”
“WHAT?!”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”
