The teacher asked little Johnny a question…
Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats, and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
The teacher rubs her temples and takes a deep breath.
Teacher: “Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples, and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now, if I gave you two cats and another two cats, and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!?”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Johnny Brought Home His History Test.
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90.
His father was so happy about it.
However, his mother Karen just couldn’t believe that her son got 90 in history.
After taking a closer look at the marks, she noticed that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 are different.
“Johnny, you’re so busted. Tell me, did you add the 0 to your marks?”
“No, Mom, I didn’t.”
“I am asking you once more. Did you add that fxxking 0 to your marks?”
“Mom, no, I didn’t add that 0”.
”OK, as you’re not telling the truth, you are grounded for 1 month.”
“Mum, no, please, no, I really didn’t add that 0.”
”This is your last chance kid, tell me the truth.”
“……. I just added the 9 to it.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
