Jokes 1:
A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.”
A blonde Kid responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise, I would have died without it.”
Joke 2:
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?”
He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class.”
She said, “Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?”
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Jimmy replied, “The question was ‘Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?'”
Joke 3:
Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”
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Student: “A drinking problem.”
Joke 4:
Teacher: “Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?”
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Student: “A heart attack.”