An 87-year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw the man with a beautiful young lady on his arm walking down the street.
When the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the doctor said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
The man replied, “I Just doing what you said doctor, “Get a hot mama and be cheerful.”
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The doctor said, “I didn’t say that!… I said you have got a heart murmur. Be careful!“
Little Johnny was at the local supermarket
Little Johnny was at the local supermarket with his parents.
Little Johnny, got tired of walking, so his Dad let Little Johnny sit on his shoulders.
As they walked Little Johnny started pulling his Dad’s hair.
His Dad asked Little Johnny to stop numerous times but he kept on.
Eventually, Little Johnny’s Dad got really annoyed and said, “Son Stop that immediately!”
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“But, Daddy”, Little Johnny replied, “I’m just trying to get my chewing-gum back”.
