Two strangers, a man, and a woman are sharing a sleeper cab on an overnight train.
At around midnight, as they are both trying to fall asleep, the man says to the woman, “Excuse me ma’am, but it’s really cold, would you mind passing me one of the extra blankets on the table beside you?”
The woman answers, “I’ll tell you what, I’m also feeling really cold, for one night, why don’t pretend we are married?”
The man, taken aback but enthusiastic replies, “Yeah of course!”
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And so the woman says, “Good. Then get it yourself, you lazy good-for-nothing idiot.”
A Little Kelly makes a phone call
The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day.
Kelly, deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself. This is the actual conversation of the telephone call.
Kelly: “Hi, I’m calling to report that Kelly so-and-so is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.
Secretary at high school: “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. I’ll note her absence. Who is this calling?”
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Kelly: “This is my mother.”
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