These two welders are helping a friend fit out his new store ready for opening. They take a break sitting in the window of the shop.
The first welder says, “You watch. I bet some old fogey comes up and asks us what we’re selling.”
Sure enough, a little old lady walks up to the window and asks them what they’re selling.
“We’re selling a…s..s..ho….le…s,” replies the first welder sarcastically, much to the amusement of his friend.
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The little old lady says, “You must be doing well – you’ve only got two left!”
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A Blond goes to work with tearful eyes
A Blond goes to work with tearful eyes
A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”
She says, “My mom died.”
He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.”
Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?”
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She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!”
