I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, “Let me give you a bit of advice. You can’t make an omelette …”
“Without breaking eggs?” I finished for him.
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“No. You can’t make an omelette,” he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
A woman went to a cafe and ordered eggs.
A woman went to a cafe for breakfast the other day and ordered eggs.
The man behind the counter asked her, “How would you like your eggs cooked.”
The woman said, “Does it affect the price?”
“No, not at all,” he replied.
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She said, “In that case, I’d like them cooked with bacon, sausage, and tomato please.”
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