A blonde began a job as a primary school counselor, and she was most eager to help.
One day during recess, she noticed this boy standing by himself at the edge of the playing field while the other children were playing soccer on the other side. The blonde approached him and asked him if he was okay.
The boy said he was.
A little while later, however, she noticed the boy was still in the same spot and still by himself.
Feeling a bit pity for him, she Approached again, Sandy said, “Would you like me to be your friend?”
The boy hesitated, then said, “Okay,” looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, “Why are you standing here all by yourself?”
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“Because,” the little boy said, “I’m the fooking goalie!”
A Blond goes to work with tearful eyes
A Blond goes to work with tearful eyes
A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”
She says, “My mom died.”
He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.”
Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?”
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She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!”
