A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave.
The bartender tells him that he owes $9.
“But I paid, don’t you remember?” says the customer.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “If you said you paid, you did.”
The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.
The second man walks in, orders a couple of beers, and later pulls the same stunt.
The bartender replies, “OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.”
The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks.
The man interrupts, “Don’t bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.
The bartender leans over and says, “You know, something funny happened tonight. Two men drank beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the — ”
The man interrupts, “Do not bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender
A man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bartender, “If I can impress you, can I have a free drink?”
The bartender said of course, so the man reached into his pocket and pulled out a tiny piano.
Then he pulled out a small rat and set it by the piano.
It crawled onto the bench and began playing music.
The bartender didn’t think it was possible, so he agreed.
The bartender was amazed so he gave the man a beer.
Then the man said, “If I impress you even more, can I have free drinks for life?” ”
The bartender didn’t think it was possible so he agreed.
The man pulled a frog out of his pocket, and it began to sing by the piano.
The bartender smiled and told the man he was impressed.
A man in a suit with a cane walked into the bar, saw the small animals, and offered to buy them for $2 million.
The owner said no, but he offered to sell the frog for $500,000.
The rich man agreed, took the frog, and left.
The bartender couldn’t believe the owner just did that and said, “Why did you just sell the frog?! There is no singer now!”
The owner laughed and said, “Don’t worry, the rat is a ventriloquist.”
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
