Little Johnny was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten.
His grandmother took him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
His grandmother said, “doesn’t it look like an artist painted this scenery. Did you know God painted this just for you”?
Little Johnny said, “Yes, God did it and he did it left-handed”.
She was confused a little bit, and she asked him “What makes you say God did this with his left hand“?
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“Well,” said Little Johnny, “we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God’s right hand”!
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A Blond goes to work with tearful eyes
A Blond goes to work with tearful eyes
A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”
She says, “My mom died.”
He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.”
Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?”
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She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!”
