A young man came home from work and found his new bride sobbing convulsively.
“I feel terrible”, she told him. “I was ironing your best suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your pants”.
“Forget it”, consoled her husband. “Remember that I’ve got an extra pair of pants for that suit”.
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“Yes, and it’s lucky you have”, said his new bride, dabbing her eyes. “I used them to patch the hole“.
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A Duck wanted to Buy Grapes
One day a duck walks into a store and asks the manager if they sell grapes.
The manager says, “No, we don’t sell grapes.”
The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question.
“No, we do not sell grapes.” the manager says
The duck goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the same question. This time the manager says with an enraged face, “No, we don’t sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!”
The duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails.
The manager says, “No, I don’t have any nails.” The duck says,
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“Okay, good. Do you sell grapes?”
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