A cowboy rides his horse into a small town.
His throat is dry so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and goes in for a drink.
He comes out a few minutes later, and someone has already stolen his horse.
The people of the town want to see his reaction, they aren’t even discreet about it.
He looks at everyone and says loud and clear, “I’m going back to the bar for another drink and if I don’t see my horse right in front of the bar, I will have to do what I did in Texas a year ago after someone stole my horse. And trust me, I didn’t like what I had to do in Texas a year ago.”
After his confident speech, the man returned to the bar.
The townsfolk looked at each other in fear and got the horseback.
The cowboy finished his second drink and walked out of the bar, and saddled the horse, but just before he left the bartender walked up to him and asked.
“Hey cowboy, we know that we got you your horseback, but do you mind telling us what you had to do a year ago in Texas?”
The cowboy looked at him with an iron gaze and responded, “I had to walk home.”
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A Texas Cowboy Walks Into A Bar
A cowboy who has just moved from Texas to Montana walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
He sits at the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender walks up and says to the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought them one at a time. ”
The cowboy replies, “You see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona and the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”
The cowboy looks quite confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains.
“It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.”
“It hasn’t affected my brothers though.”
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