One day a duck walks into a store and asks the manager if they sell grapes.
The manager says, “No, we don’t sell grapes.”
The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question.
“No, we do not sell grapes.” the manager says
The duck goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the same question. This time the manager says with an enraged face, “No, we don’t sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!”
The duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails.
The manager says, “No, I don’t have any nails.” The duck says,
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“Okay, good. Do you sell grapes?”
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a blonde walks up to a Coke machine
In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course, the machine keeps popping out the drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.
The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: “Can’t you see I’m winning??”
