A blonde who was given a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.
Early the next morning, she got all of her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in.
Then suddenly she heard a voice saying, “There are no fish in there”.
So she moved to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her that there were no fish in there.
So she moves again and the voice tells her that there are no fish in there.
So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
“How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says “Well, first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”
LOL!
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A Blonde and a New Boat
At the end of the spring of a year, a blonde was trying out her new boat.
She was unable to drive her boat, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.
After trying to make it work properly for over three days, she decided to seek help.
She put the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone could identify her problem.
Workers found that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the top side of the new boat.
So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems.
Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air.
Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.
LOL!?!?
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