It’s Little Johnny’s first day of grade school after several years of being homeschooled.
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four,” the little Johnny replies.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven,” replies little Johnny.
“Very good,” said the teacher. “Your father did a very good job. What comes after ten? ”
“A jack,” Johnny replies.
TOO FUNNY!
LOL!!!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!
Little Johnny Was Having Problems In English Class.
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home.
She wanted to discuss his poor performance directly with his parents.
When she rang the doorbell, Johnny answered.
“Hi Johnny, I’d like to talk to your mother or father.” She said.
“Sorry. but they ain’t here.” He replied.”
She said. “what is it with your grammar?”
“Haven’t got a clue,” Johnny replied.
“But dad sure was mad that they had to go bail her out again!”
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