Little Johnny got his first job running the register at a store.
The old store owner said he would teach him how to up-sell.
“Watch how I do it,” he said to the new hire.
As a customer put a bag of grass seeds on the counter, the old-timer said to him, “When you plant these seeds and the grass starts growing, you’re going to need a new lawnmower to cut the grass.”
“You know,” said the man, “I need a new lawnmower. Of course, I’ll take one.”
After the customer left, Little Johnny said, “I think I see what you mean. Let me handle this next one.”
A customer stepped up to the counter and set down a box of tampons.
The young salesman Johnny said, “You know, you should get yourself a new lawnmower to go with that.”
The man asked the young salesman Johnny, “What are you talking about?”
“It looks like your weekend’s shot so you might as well cut the grass.”
LOL!!
An Engineering Job Interview
After an interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, how about a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?” ”
The engineer stands up and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
