A horse walks into a bar.
He goes to the bartender and says “Give me a beer.”
The bartender is stunned.
He heads to the back of the bar to speak to his boss.
“Hey boss,” he says, “there’s a horse in the bar asking for a beer.”
The bar owner pauses for a second, then replies “Well then give him one, but charge him double. Horses don’t know the price of beer.”
So the bartender heads back out front and hands the horse a beer.
“You know,” says the barkeep, “we don’t get many horses around here.”
To which the horse replies, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”
Highly Educated Driver
Yesterday, I booked a private taxi for the airport. When I arrived at my destination, the driver gave me his business card for future bookings.
Dr. Jimmy, PhD
Wow! I was surprised and quizzed him,
“Why are you driving a taxi with such high qualifications?”
He replied, “Dr. is the short form of Driver.“
“Then what about your PhD?”
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“I am a Private-hired Driver”
Lolllll
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