Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car does not move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without success), she angrily calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and determines that there is nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”
Angry, the rich blonde replies, “How on earth you could ask such a question!? I’m not stupid, you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.”
LOL!?!?
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A Blonde And A Lawyer On A Flight
A blonde and a lawyer were seating next to each other on a flight.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The tired blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely says no and turns to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer insists and explains that the game is easy and very fun.
He explains, “I’m going to ask you a question. If you don’t know the answer, pay me $5 and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now excited, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I pay you $500.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question, “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
“Okay,” says the lawyer, “your turn.”
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The stunned lawyer takes his laptop and searches all of his references, no answer.
He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends emails to all his friends and co-workers but, also, no answer.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, annoyed, wakes her up and asks, “Well, what is the answer?” . . .
Without a word, she takes her purse, hands him $5, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb! Well done! Hahaha!
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