A young boy walks into a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer, “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”
The boy replied: “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A Little Boy Was Sitting On A Park.
A little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said,
“Son, you know it’s not good for you to eat all that candy. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat. ”
A little boy replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”
A little boy replied, “No, he minded his own business!”
LOL!!
