A cowboy rides his horse into a small town.
His throat is dry so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and goes in for a drink.
He comes out a few minutes later, and someone has already stolen his horse.
The people of the town want to see his reaction, they aren’t even discreet about it.
He looks at everyone and says loud and clear,
“I’m going back to the bar for another drink and if I don’t see my horse right in front of the bar, I will have to do what I did in Texas a year ago after someone stole my horse. And trust me, I didn’t like what I had to do in Texas a year ago.”
After his confident speech, the man returned to the bar.
The townsfolk looked at each other in fear and got the horseback.
The cowboy finished his second drink and walked out of the bar, saddled the horse, but just before he left the bartender walked up to him and asked.
“Hey cowboy, we know that we got you your horseback, but do you mind telling us what you had to do a year ago in Texas?”
The cowboy looked at him with an iron gaze and responded, “I had to walk home.”
LOL!!! This joke is very funny!
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A Man Buys a Horse
One day a man was driving past a farm when he noticed that a beautiful horse was standing in one of the fields.
Hoping to buy the horse, the man stopped and offered the farmer $500.
The farmer said, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
The man said, “He’s so beautiful. Tell you what, I’ll give you $1,000 for him.”
The farmer repeated, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
The man really wanted the horse now and increased his offer to $1,500.
The farmer said, “Well, he doesn’t look so good, but if you want him that much he’s yours.”
So the guy bought the horse and took him home.
The next day he returned to the farm and jumped crazy. He shouted at the farmer, “Hey, you cheated me! You sold me a blind horse!”
The farmer said calmly, “I told you he didn’t look too good, right?”
LOL!!!
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