An Old Farmer Got Pulled Over By a Young Officier.

An Old Farmer Got Pulled Over By a Young Officier.

An old farmer got pulled over by a young state trooper for speeding. The trooper, fresh on the job, decided to throw his weight around and started lecturing the farmer about his speed.

An elderly farmer was pulled over for speeding by a young state soldier. The soldier, fresh at work, decided to shed his weight and began to lecture the farmer on his speed.

He did his best to make the farmer feel uncomfortable but eventually managed to write the ticket. While writing, Several flies were buzzing around his head.

“Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?” asked the farmer.

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and looked up.

“Well yeah, if that’s what they are,” he said.

“I never heard of circle flies, though.”

“Oh, they’re pretty common on farms,” said the farmer.

“We call ’em circle flies because they’re always circling around the back end of a horse.”

“I see,” said the trooper as he continued writing the ticket.

All of a sudden, he stopped and looked up at the farmer.

“Hey…wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse’s a*s?”

“Oh no, officer,” replied the farmer.

“I have too much respect for law enforcement and cops to even think of calling you a horse donkey”

“Well, that’s a good thing,” said the trooper as he resumed writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer continued.

“Hard to fool them flies, though.”