A Mother Found A Candy Bar.
Every Sunday afternoon a mother found a candy bar wrapper in her young son’s room.
She finally had to ask:
“Johnny, why do I find a candy bar wrapper in your room every Sunday after church?”
He answered by saying that God gave him the money and he used it to buy a candy bar.
The mother quickly replied.
“God gave it to you? How did this happen?”
“Well Mom, you give me a dollar to give to God.”
So before church every Sunday I throw it up into the air. I figure if God wants it he’ll take it. If not, it will fall back down to me.”
A Man selects a toy car in a kid shop
In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk, and gives the cashier money cards from the Monopoly game.
The cashier:
– Are you stupid? This isn’t real money!
Peter:
– You’re stupid. The car is not real either.
