Little Johnny and the Hammer
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying.
His mother asked, “What’s the matter little Johnny?”
“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb bang on with the hammer!” said little Johnny through his tears.
His mother was touched by the boy’s sensitivity but didn’t like seeing him cry.
“That’s not so serious.” She tried to soothe him. “Now I know you’re upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. That’s something to laugh about.”
“I did!” sobbed Johnny.
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A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire so she called 911.
A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire so she called 911.
The blonde told the operator, “My neighbor’s house is on fire!”
The operator asked, “Where are you?”
The blonde answered, “At my house.”
The operator replied, “No, I’m asking how do we get there?”
The blonde said, “In a firetruck, duh!”
