Doctor:
“Yes, what is it I can do for you?”
Blond:
“Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?”
Doctor:
“The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is.”
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A student comes to a young professor’s office hours.
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
“I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
“I mean…” she whispers, ”
I would do…anything.”
He returns her gaze.
“Anything?”
Anything.”
His voice softens.
“Anything??”
“Absolutely anything.”
His voice turns to a whisper.
“Would you…study?”
