A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road.
On the first day, he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed.
But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only a mile of the road.
Disappointed, his boss asks what the problem was.
The Blond replies, “Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket.”
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The Blonde and Her Melons
The Blonde and Her Melons
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag when a guy came along.
The guy asks, “What are you carrying?” “Melons,” the blonde replies.
“Cool,” the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can | have one of them?”
The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them!”
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