A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask him a few questions …
Officer: What’s 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm… 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm… 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who k….i….l….led Abr….ah….am Lin…col.n?
Blonde: Ummmm… I ’t know
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde comes home and calls one of her friends who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says enthusiastically: “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”
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A man wants to give up smoking
A man tells his friend, “I went to my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking.”
“What did he say?”
“He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate.”
“Did that do any good?”
“No I can’t get the chocolate to light.”
