“How did it happen?” the doctor asked Banta as he set the Banta`s broken leg.
“Well, doctor, 15 years ago…”
“Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.”
“Like I was saying… 15 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I`d gone to bed, the farmer`s beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.
I said, “No, everything is fine.”
“Are you sure?” she asked.
“I`m sure,” I said.
“Isn`t there anything I can do for you???” she wanted to know.
“I reckon not,” I replied.
“Excuse me,” said the doctor, “What the hell does this story have to do with your broken leg?!?!?”
“Well, this morning,” Banta explained, “when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!”
Husband in a good mood.
“Darling, remember 25 years ago…
I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black & white TV and a cycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep besides a 25 years old beautiful girl.
Now I own a luxuries bungalow with 4 LED TVs, a Limousine and Porsche servants. But, I sleep with a 50 years old woman.”
Wife: Don’t worry. Just find yourself a 25 years old beautiful woman. And I will make sure that you go back to your 1 room rented apartment, table fan, black & white TV and a cycle.
A couple had been married for 35 years, and the pair was also celebrating their 60th birthdays.
During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would grant them each one wish.
The wife said she wanted to travel around the world. The fairy godmother waved her magic wand and boom. The wife had the tickets in her hand.
Then it was the husband’s turn. He paused for a moment, then said boldly, “Well, I’d like to have a wife 30 years younger than I.”
The fairy godmother picked up her wand and boom. He was now 90.
