An old man is driving on the highway one evening when suddenly nature calls to him. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot. When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed! The...

One day, Pete complained to his friend,  "My head really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a...