Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a b-itch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b-itch is nine." His mother heard what he said and gasped, "What are...

A woman has a problem with her wardrobe door in the bedroom. Every time a bus passes outside the house, the door of the wardrobe, would fall off. She called a repairman to try and fix the problem. The repairman comes, and...