A man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bartender, "If I can impress you, can I have a free drink?"  The bartender said of course, so the man reached into his pocket and pulled out a...

Two men staggered into the pub, dragging their extremely drunk mate with them. When they reached the bar, they let him go and he collapsed in a drunken heap on the floor. "We'll have two beers," one of them slurred to...