Two guys in a life raft in the middle of the ocean. One sees an old bottle floating. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "For letting me out, I will grant...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the...