A man went to the police and told them his credit card had been stolen six months earlier.
The policeman asked him: “Why didn’t you report it earlier?”
I said, “Because the thief was spending less than my wife.”
So then he asked him: “Why are you reporting it now?”
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I said, “I think the thief’s wife has started using it.”
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The Queen visiting London
The Queen takes the visiting pope for a ride in a carriage through London.
Suddenly one of the horses farts very loudly.
“I am terribly sorry,” apologizes the embarrassed Queen.
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The pope replies, “Oh don’t worry, if you hadn’t said anything, I’d just think it was the horse!”
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