A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says,
“If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.”
The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog screams, “Hey if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and I will be your wife forever””.
The old man looks at the frog and says, “At my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”
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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
“You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog is thrilled, “This is great!
“Will I meet her at a party?” he croaks.
“No,” says the psychic, “in biology class.”
